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Mexican parties
You know they’re over when:
• It’s none but yo dad & a couple of yah uncles left outside.
• Vicente Fernandez is on full blast.
• There is singing along with the Vicente Fernandez thats on full blast.
• Your parents are fucked up & start trying to speak English.
Or your moms is getting the aluminum foil to make to go plates
The Signs Studying
Aries: Reads everything so fast…
Taurus: Studies carefully and slowly.
Gemini: Studies while listening to music, talking, singing or surfing the internet.
Cancer: Only likes to study with friends or family around.
Leo: If they’re interested in having a good grade, they’ll have a good grade.
Virgo: Writes down everything they need to know and studies it.
Libra: Studies only the day before the exam.
Scorpio: Does this silently so nobody actually knows what they’re doing.
Sagittarius: Finds it boring. Reads a page then goes out for a walk.
Capricorn: Studies harder than all of the others, gets a great grade.
Aquarius: Writes down what they think it’s important. Most of the time, it wasn’t important.
Pisces: Wants to study but starts wondering about life and gets lost.
Souce: Unknown
Make her pussy wet not her eyes.
Make his dick hard not his life
Break her bed not her heart
play with her boobs not her feelings
Get on his dick not his nerves.
always salt your pasta while boiling it
When mosquitos bite you
yo después de la segunda tacha
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The Zodiac Stages of Life
Aries - Newborn
Taurus - Toddler
Gemini - Preschooler
Cancer - Child
Leo - Teenager
Virgo - Student / Young adult / Isolation
Libra - Partner / Young adult - Intimacy
Scorpio - Lover / Young adult - Isolation & Intimacy
Sagittarius - Adult
Capricorn - Maturity
Aquarius - Retirement
Pisces - Old
